ABOUT

CAREERS

At Green Hammock, we believe that creativity is best fostered in a creative environment. So we spent a ton of money on a bunch of expensive furniture to adorn our trendy, high-rent loft space in a gentrified part of the city. Then we hired a pricey photographer to shoot pictures of our place, because we outsource EVERYTHING and we owed him a favor and photographers have been hit hard recently and he's the husband of one of our account people. All these costs we will recoup by charging you a lot of money. Please enjoy a few photos of our offices.*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Truthfully, our overhead is ridiculously low. These pictures are all faked from a high-end furniture catalog. We don't lease a fancy office furnished in trendy materials and tones. We don't have a pool table, a foosball table or a room set aside for "ideating." You pay for all that crap when you hire an agency that likes to "play agency." That impressive bar stocked with fine liquors in the managing partner's office? Yeah, you're paying for that. His Mercedes? Thank YOU very much.

 

We're here to do good work and make a decent living for ourselves and our families. We're not here to gouge you or milk your project by taking a long time to execute a simple assignment. That's probably one of the reasons you fired your last agency, isn't it? (That and they simply didn't do all the things they said they could.)

 

We expect to be working with you for a long time.